Why haven't god given me the free lemons my mom promised? - free mom orgas
Last summer I had the need to make lemonade, but the drink prices are ridiculous! My mother told me something about how God would give me lemons, free, and I wish I could make my lemonade. Well, its freaking seven months? Where the hell my lemons are free?
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Free Mom Orgas Why Haven't God Given Me The Free Lemons My Mom Promised?
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"If God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When God gives jack-sh * t, a new god. "
A pile of lemons here:
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/lemonpart ...
I asked God for a new wife and I have dagnabbit been waiting 19 years! I believe God is really a woman. This would explain the success of Oprah.
I hold my breath waiting lemons, if I were you!
haha. xD
hahaa, because you forgot =] God has a lot on his mind and couldnt care less about your lemons ... HAHA joke!
B / C he did not expect .. his mother was not lying!
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